Dr. Watson: I don't want to go outside, it's cold and wet, I don't like spring!
Sherlock: But at least Mistress keeps the heating on when she's working.
Dr. Watson: She should work more and spend less time doing laundry, the washing machine is disturbing my sleep. I notice that she procrastinates when she has a deadline.
Sherlock: I concur with your observation. Perhaps if we moved off the keyboard she would get more work done?
Dr. Watson: Oh, very well, I'm certainly looking forward to the new Vampire books, do you think I'll be in one of them this time?
Sherlock: Probably not, cats don't like Vampires do they? I was thinking of running a competition to see if anyone could find the book that has me in it? Perhaps for a free paperback copy of the box set edition, let's see if anyone comments with an answer.
Dr. Watson: Now you're just showing off, move over. Hey, where's my picture?
Sherlock: You can be the star of the next one.
Dr. Watson: Oh, alright then. Ooh the heating has just come on, she must be about to start work at last! Last one to the radiator is a cotton-tail...